Hey, this is Bart. SOME PEOPLE said my default voice mail message sucked, so now you can have this one. Aren't you excited? You are!

Name, number, when and why you're calling and I'll get back to you when I can.






[OOC is fine too, just specify.]

WHAT IF:
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out I was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
17. Tell me when I'm wrong?
18. Try to solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?

HAVE YOU EVER:
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

AND MORE:
27. Who are you?
28. Are we friends?
29. Are we enemies?
30. Describe me in three words?
31. What was your first impression?
32. Do you still think that way about me now?
33. What reminds you of me?
34. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
35. How well do you know me?
36. When's the last time you saw me?
37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?

And am cross-posting it a few places, for maximum pats on the back (and because I really really need to get back into this, yo).

1. Who are you?
2. Yay! How long have we been RPing together?
3. What was your first impression about our RPs? (i.e., were you nervous, intimidated, disappointed, impressed, amused, annoyed?)
4. First characters we played together?
5. Most amusing scene from one of our RPs?
6. Most depressing?
7. Sappiest/most romantic?
8. Cutest couple from our RPs?
9. Cutest friends?
10. What's your favourite character that I play? Why?
11. Least favourite? Why?
12. Something you'd like to RP/see happen in an RP with me at some point (no matter how random!)?
13. Name a song that reminds you of one of our couples/one of my characters and why you chose it.
14. Anything in particular that makes my style of RPing stand out from others'?
15. Anything I could improve on?
16. Character of mine you'd like to see more of?

I had the weirdest dream where I was a zombie.

This is why Hawaiian pizza with jalapenos is bad!

That arrive on the appropriate holiday for everyone.

( For Squishy! )

( For Cass. )


( For Kon. )

( For Timbelina. )


( For Max. )

( For Ollie and Catherine. Uh. Carol. )

( For Wanda. )

( For Mrs. Allen. )

1. Think of the FIRST word that comes to mind when you think of me.
2. Go to http://images.google.com and search for that word.
3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the FIRST page of results -- don't tell me the word.
4. Put this in your own blog so that I can do the same.

Bart is: